there are some people on here

who like

you know

um

every time they make a text post i want to reply with ‘i love you i love you so much will you date me or be my roommate i just want to hang out with you constantly because you are an excellent person let’s get a cat together’

but no i play it cool and scroll past and cry

slummingitwith:

themorningskyline:

avatarstateyipyip:

pizzaforpresident:

So in one week we’ve got three cannibal cases in Florida, a man spitting blood all over a highway patrol officer, another man disemboweling himself and then throwing his intestines at two police officers, and a woman beheading her infant and eating it’s brain…….

Waddup zombie apocalypse

shanderaa:

When you post something for someone and they ignore it